Thursday, March 11, 2010

64 Slices of American Cheese

Q: What's the only distance greater than the space standing between me and my dunk?

A: The 14 feet between my bed and my computer when I'm falling asleep and I realize that I haven't fulfilled my daily obligation to satisfy a stupid sense of over-indulgent, self-imposed pressure to succeed in some vague and undefinable way, leftover from my hazy, underachieving high school days when I supposedly failed to meet the academic potential that was inferred upon me in Grade 3 when I passed a dubious intelligence test by parroting the expression I had recently heard my parents say - "that's a matter of opinion."

Good luck and good night.

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